Choose the victim
Tell us who is being honoured, why, and which stories are fair game.
Godalming · Surrey · The realm beyond
You bring the party.
We bring the knight.
Full plate armour. A thunderous entrance. One gloriously official knighting ceremony—and a title your guests will never let you forget.
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The ceremony
A ridiculous idea.
Executed seriously.
Sir Liam arrives in full armour, commands the room, learns the noble deeds (and questionable habits) of the chosen guest, then performs a proper custom knighting.
There is a proclamation. There is a sword. There is a frame-worthy certificate. There may be trumpets—even if they come from a very well-hidden speaker.
Name their title
Pick one yourself or let Liam forge something magnificently specific.
Await the entrance
At the appointed hour, steel footsteps announce that court is in session.
By decree of the assembled court, let it be known that
Sir Drinks-a-Lothas been found unreasonably worthy and is henceforth entitled to all bragging rights therein.
Sir Liam Knight of Surrey & Master of CeremoniesCustom noble nonsense
What shall we call them?
Try the title forge. Every booking includes a personalised proclamation and printed certificate.
Worthy occasions
Any gathering can become a matter of state.
Birthdays
For milestone ages, questionable maturity and the friend who already thinks he is royalty.
Weddings
Best-man surprises, reception entrances and honours bestowed upon the newly joined houses.
Corporate
Awards with actual ceremony. Excellent for launches, team nights and legendary retirements.
Festivals & fêtes
Roaming character appearances, photographs and scheduled public ceremonies.
“The precise amount of pomp your mate’s 40th does not deserve—and therefore absolutely needs.”
— The code of the Surrey Knight
What arrives
No half measures.
Full armour.
- 01Dramatic entrance
Full plate armour, music and a room-commanding proclamation.
- 02Bespoke ceremony
Written around your guest, their triumphs and their most repeatable crimes.
- 03Official-ish certificate
Personalised, signed and suitable for framing above the downstairs loo.
- 04Photographs with the knight
Time for portraits, group shots and your new profile picture.
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Merriment, managed
Sharp performance.
Safe ceremony.
Sir Liam handles all equipment throughout. Guest ceremonies use a venue-safe ceremonial blade, with the performance adapted for the space, audience and venue rules. Public liability cover and final risk requirements are confirmed before booking.
Audience with the clerk
Common questions
Where does the knight travel?+
Based in Godalming and serving Surrey, West Sussex, Hampshire and South West London. Greater quests are possible—travel is included in your quote.
How long is an appearance?+
A focused ceremony can fit into 30 minutes. Longer appearances add mingling, photographs, extra honours and multiple ceremonies.
Can the title be rude?+
Cheeky, certainly. Cruel, no. We agree the tone in advance and can keep it family-friendly, workplace-safe or delightfully close to the line.
Is the sword real?+
The armour and equipment look magnificently real. For guest interaction, Liam uses a venue-safe ceremonial blade and retains control throughout. Exact equipment depends on the venue and risk assessment.
What does it cost?+
Every appearance is quoted around location, duration and level of ceremony. Send the date and postcode for a clear, no-obligation quote.
Petition the court
Summon
the knight.
Tell us the date, place and person to be honoured. We’ll return with availability and a proper quote.